“…and I get a free milkshake, right?”
“Wow, this place is packed!”
“Mommmm…I want a huggg!”
“We have chocolate, vanilla, espresso…”
“What’s with all the cow costumes?”
“…después ya nos vamos.”
“Tell the kids I’m here and ask them what they—”
“FOR JULIA! ORDER 517!”
“…parking lot so damn full. I had to circle around 6 times—”
“Dude, please let me hold a five, I’ll pay you back.”
“Since when were you allergic to peanuts?”
“—6 fucking times! Before I even found a—”
“ORDER 532 FOR ANITA!”
“You need to try that strawberry matcha sundae!”
“…pistachio, cotton candy, rocky-road…”
“…all crowding the fucking parking like…cows”
“LA에 있는 지점을 가 봤는데 진짜 맛있어.”
“So their story said they’re handing out free…”
“Like, please, fucking go some—”
“Hey. Stop with the language, yeah? I don’t need my kid hearing all that.”
“…milkshakes to anyone dressed…”
“Huh? M-mind your own fucking business! What, are you trying to look—look tough or s-something!? When you’re dressed—”
“…as a cow.”
“Okay, relax…you’re out of breath, big guy.”
“…lemon, blueberry, strawberry, mango…”
“Yeah, security? It’s the two back there. One’s in a brown cow costume, but the loud one—”
“What did you…WHAT…? BIG!? I-I’M NOT—”
“—is the fat guy.”
“ORDER 549! FOR AMRIT!”
“Nag-aaway ba sila?”
“Excuse me gentlemen, but are we having an issue?”
“Yeah, actually, this man right here won’t stop swearing—”
“W-well then just like mind your own fucking—”
“MOBILE ORDER FOR PHILLIP!”
“Sir, I need you to calm down, okay? We really cannot tolerate that kind of behavior.”
“That’s what I’ve been telling him.”
“What’s going on over there?”
“WAAHHHHHAHHH!”
“…giving me a headache.”
“Honey, stop staring.”
“…cookies and cream, cookies and mint, cookies and caramel…”
“Fine! Yeah fine! I’m good. But…but it was that idiot that started it!”
“Whatever. Come on sweetie, let’s go.”
“Great, it’s all over my dress.”
“…thinks he’s so tough talking like—”
“ORDER 582! FOR—FOR…HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?”
“Damn! I left my costume at the office!”
“…cookies and—oh no, we don’t serve sorbet here.”
“…like mind your own business dude…”
“All that for some mid milkshake?”
“But I don’t wanna go back to the car!”
“…and I’m not even…”
“Hello, sir! What can I get for you!”
“…not even that big…”
“Sir?”
“W-what?”
“Are you…ready to order?”
“Oh…yeah.”